When We’re Done… | September 30, 2014

We are the Tories – we know you’ll be impressed
We’re saving cash from scroungers that will give us interest
We’re buying lots of loungers for when we need a rest
And when we’re done
We are done

We are the Tories – we’re kind and generous
Our loyalty to royalty leaves you incredulous
But we who are important need our Mercs
You need the bus
And when we’re done, you are done.

We are the Tories – we pay for what we own
– Well, Daddy paid for Eton with his shares in Vodafone
So it’s right to let them off six billion tax –
Not them alone
And when we’re done
You are done

Well save you from ‘disableds’ as they’re stealing from the state
They think, because they’re labelled, that life’s an open gate
Blind or deaf or wheelchair-bound – it’s open to debate
And when we’re done
They are done

Why should all our taxes go to the NHS?
There’s loads of costly managers and still it’s in a mess
How can the world think it’s the best? We’ll starve it, make it less
And when we’re done
It is done

When we see those sterling signs it makes us lust and drool
That’s why we’re in this business, not to serve each silly fool
If you think we care for anyone, we don’t. We’re here to rule
And when we’re done
We’ll be done.


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